Soccer Physics

Soccer Physics is the wackiest and most hilarious take on football you’ll ever experience. Forget about FIFA and any hint of realism—here, your players are floppy ragdolls, and you control them with just a single button. Jump. That’s it. No passes, no fancy tricks, just pure chaos.

Two teams of two “athletes” (one awkwardly perched on top of the other like a living stool) try to smash an oversized ball into the opponent’s goal, all while the laws of physics seem to be on vacation. The ball ricochets wildly, players somersault and get stuck on the crossbar, sometimes scoring goals with their backsides while sitting down. One well-timed jump can send your whole team flying into the net along with the ball. Own goals? Constantly. Uncontrollable laughter? Absolutely guaranteed.

Soccer Physics offers quick matches, tournaments to six wins, couch co-op mode on a single keyboard (perfect for living room rivalries), and even a chaos-filled option with two balls at once. Controls couldn’t be simpler: one key per player (arrows/W/Space/mouse—whatever works for you). The graphics are deliberately ugly, the colors neon-bright, and every match sounds like a mix of bone-crunches and roaring cheers.

Soccer Physics is five minutes of pure, unfiltered madness that’ll leave your stomach hurting from laughter. Totally free to play in your browser, created by Otto Ojala back in 2014—and it’s still tearing up friend groups to this day. Quite possibly the best anti-sports game ever made!

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How to play Soccer Physics?

Blue team: Up arrow (or left arrow and right arrow in two buttons mode)
Red team: W (or A and D in two buttons mode)